Who is FloxMonster™?

Hm. Good question.

This is where most businesses have a fluffy marketing spiel about how they appeal to an exclusive class of hoity toities, or how their newest line enables clients to walk sideways while whistling the 1812 Overture.

Yeah, no.

FloxMonster™’s core is mostly just me, Wyvern Dryke. I am the original FloxMonster™ who’s been wandering the internet for a while. I make pretty stuff, I tell terrible jokes. And as I get older, I find myself yipping more at the world about annoying things. Social trends, social people.

You know what I’m talking about. Otherwise you wouldn’t be here lol.

So, yeah. I put my ideas onto shirts and stuff. Why? I have some health issues, ngl. I am not rolling in dough. So these custom printed gifts are one way I can put snax (ie, food) on my table. They mean a lot to me. I hope you like them too.

That’s FloxMonster™ in ten seconds. Our marketing budget is nil. I’ll never be seen on tv or Boogle. I am just me.

Well, me and the many friends who like to yip at the world too. You can all be FloxMonsters™ if you want to. 🙂

~Wyv